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I don't know who comes up with these, but you got to love it
You know, people like us never really got much attention until the suit and tie folks had to find a reason as why the President was losing all his friends
"Well gosh Delbert, what the heck is she sayin ? What Fire ? " I mean, come on, how much longer do we sit back and allow the stereotype to go on ? I got this the other day, and it make you think about who the real Americans are
You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God..'
You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.
You might be a redneck if: You still say ' Christmas' instead of 'Winter Festival.'
You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when someone prays.
You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem
You might be a redneck if: You treat our armed forces veterans with great respect, and always have.
You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an American flag, nor intend to.
You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.
You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and raised your kids to do the same.
You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend.
Lets add to this, shall we ?
You might be a redneck if : In spite of the names you were called, or the derogatory way you were treated, you still tell your abuser to stand behind you so that you can defend them.
I just wonder if those with the loudest voice will be the first to stand and fight when the time comes ? What do you think ? Yeah, I thought that too, but it's bow season around here, so we have to go knock down some Bambi's and rip out the innards, then pull the hides off, then butcher them up. Hey, out here in the country we live in the real world. The rest of you go have fun at the Food Lion or Giant.
I got this in an Email the other day and had to share. This is one of the best I have seen in a good long while
Rules for Kickin Ass
Rules for the Non-Military Make sure you read # 12
Dear Civilians,
We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation has many civilians up in arms and excited to join the military.
For those of you who can't join, you can still lend a hand. Here are a few of the areas where we would like your assistance: 1. The next time you see any adults talking (or wearing a hat) during the playing of the National Anthem - kick their ass.
2.. When you witness, firsthand, someone burning the American Flag in protest - kick their ass.
3. Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise, quietly pull them aside and explain how these veterans fought for the very freedom they bask in every second. Enlighten them on the many sacrifices these veterans made to make this Nation great. Then hold them down while a disabled veteran kicks their ass.
4. If you were never in the military, DO NOT pretend that you were. Wearing battle dress uniforms (BDUs) or Jungle Fatigues, telling others that you used to be 'Special Forces', collecting GI Joe memorabilia, might have been okay when you were seven years old, now, it will only make you look stupid and get your ass kicked.
5. Next time you come across an "Air Force" member, do not ask them, "Do you fly a jet?" Not everyone in the Air Force is a pilot. Such ignorance deserves an ass-kicking (children are exempt).
6. If you witness someone calling the Coast Guard "non-military", inform them of their mistake - and kick their ass.
7. Next time Old Glory (the US flag) prances by during a parade, get on your damn feet and pay homage to her by placing your hand over your heart. Quietly thank the military member or veteran lucky enough to be carrying her - of course, failure to do either of those could earn you a severe ass-kicking.
8. "Your mama wears combat boots" never made sense to me - stop saying it! If she did, she would most likely be a vet and therefore would kick your ass!
9. "Flyboy" (Air Force), "Jarhead" (Marines), "Grunt" (Army), "Squid" (Navy), "Puddle Jumpers" (Coast Guard), etc., are terms of endearment we use describing each other. Unless you are a service member or vet, you have not earned the right to use them. Using them could get your ass kicked.
10. Whether or not you become a member of the military, support our troops and their families. Every Thanksgiving and religious holiday that you enjoy with family and friends, please remember that there are literally thousands of soldiers, sailors, marines and airmen far from home wishing they could be with their families. Thank God for our military and the sacrifices they make every day. Without them, our country would get it's ass kicked.
11 . It's the Veteran, not the reporter, who has given us the freedom of the press.
It's the Veteran, not the poet, who has given us the freedom of speech.
It's the Veteran, not the community organizer, who gives us the freedom to demonstrate.
It's the Military who salutes the flag, who serves beneath the flag, and whose coffin is draped by the flag, who allows the protester to burn the flag.
AND ONE MORE:
12 . If you ever see anyone singing the national anthem in Spanish - KICK THEIR ASS.
You got to love it. But just think back, can you think of anyone that does not have the heart to stand up for the Flag ? Can you think of one person that refuses to salute, or even put their hand over their heart and show respect for their Flag and their Country ?
An illegal alien in Polk County Florida who got pulled over in a routine Traffic stop ended up 'executing' the deputy who stopped him. The deputy was shot eight times, including once behind his right ear at Close range. Another deputy was wounded and a police dog killed. A state wide manhunt ensued.
The murderer was found hiding in a wooded area with his gun.. After he shot at them, SWAT team officers open fired and hit the guy 68 times.
Now here's the kicker.
Naturally, the liberal media went nuts and asked why they shot the Poor undocumented immigrant (illegal alien) 68 times.
Sheriff Grady Judd told the Orlando Sentinel: (Talk about an all-time classic answer.)
'Because that's all the ammunition we had.'
Got this in an Email and had to share.
I am sure it will offend, but what the hell, someone will say something aginst it.
I got these pics in my Email the other day, and first I got a chill. I could not figure out what the heck this guy was doing, I thought the boy had been in a wreck.
The next one pops up and he is holding the boys arm under the car tire. That's enough for me, got to be some crazy Muslim crap. I read the captions, and sure enough the boy stole some bread and this is his punishment
What in the hell is wrong with these people ? How can you do that to your son. At that point right there, I would have to place the front part of my size 13s in the Dads mouth.
Remember people, these are the folks that want to pray in the new Mosque in NYC
Religious freedom is going to take a pounding on this one, and relations with a group that is taught to hate non believers, it is not as easy as looking around the room and saying " Can't we all just get along ? "
Empty their pockets, make them gather all their anchor babies, and send them back across the border.
And the other " Americans " that are with them that are showing support, empty their pockets, and march their butts across with them
Did you catch that ? I guess no ones voice is allowed to be heard but theirs, never mind the fact that they may be wrong, they may be defending someone that is breaking the law.
Illegal is just that, illegal.
But back to my flag
So I just want to know, just how much longer do we allow this to happen ?
How much longer do we sit back and allow the Mexicans destroy our Nation from the south, the Muslims destroy us from within, and Obama to to sit at his desk, at the highest office in the land, and watch as they do it ?
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