Spreadin The Wealth

This is what I call spreadin it !

Only the Bubba's will understand why this is funny

Rules For Kickin Ass

I got this in an Email the other day and had to share.
This is one of the best I have seen in a good long while

Rules for Kickin Ass


Rules for the Non-Military
Make sure you read # 12


Dear Civilians,

We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation has many civilians up in arms and excited to join the military.


For those of you who can't join, you can still lend a hand. Here are a few of the areas where we would like your assistance:
1. The next time you see any adults talking (or wearing a hat) during the playing of the National Anthem - kick their ass.


2.. When you witness, firsthand, someone burning the American Flag in protest - kick their ass.


3. Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise, quietly pull them aside and explain how these veterans fought for the very freedom they bask in every second. Enlighten them on the many sacrifices these veterans made to make this Nation great. Then hold them down while a disabled veteran kicks their ass.

4. If you were never in the military, DO NOT pretend that you were. Wearing battle dress uniforms (BDUs) or Jungle Fatigues, telling others that you used to be 'Special Forces', collecting GI Joe memorabilia, might have been okay when you were seven years old, now, it will only make you look stupid and get your ass kicked.

5. Next time you come across an "Air Force" member, do not ask them, "Do you fly a jet?" Not everyone in the Air Force is a pilot. Such ignorance deserves an ass-kicking (children are exempt).


6. If you witness someone calling the Coast Guard "non-military", inform them of their mistake - and kick their ass.

7. Next time Old Glory (the US flag) prances by during a parade, get on your damn feet and pay homage to her by placing your hand over your heart. Quietly thank the military member or veteran lucky enough to be carrying her - of course, failure to do either of those could earn you a severe ass-kicking.

8. "Your mama wears combat boots" never made sense to me - stop saying it! If she did, she would most likely be a vet and therefore would kick your ass!


9. "Flyboy" (Air Force), "Jarhead" (Marines), "Grunt" (Army), "Squid" (Navy), "Puddle Jumpers" (Coast Guard), etc., are terms of endearment we use describing each other. Unless you are a service member or vet, you have not earned the right to use them. Using them could get your ass kicked.


10. Whether or not you become a member of the military, support our troops and their families. Every Thanksgiving and religious holiday that you enjoy with family and friends, please remember that there are literally thousands of soldiers, sailors, marines and airmen far from home wishing they could be with their families. Thank God for our military and the sacrifices they make every day. Without them, our country would get it's ass kicked.

11 . It's the Veteran, not the reporter, who has given us the freedom of the press.


It's the Veteran, not the poet, who has given us the freedom of speech.


It's the Veteran, not the community organizer, who gives us the freedom to demonstrate.


It's the Military who salutes the flag, who serves beneath the flag, and whose coffin is draped by the flag, who allows the protester to burn the flag.


AND ONE MORE:


12 . If you ever see anyone singing the national anthem in Spanish - KICK THEIR ASS.


You got to love it.
But just think back, can you think of anyone that does not have the heart to stand up for the Flag ?
Can you think of one person that refuses to salute, or even put their hand over their heart and show respect for their Flag and their Country ?


Who do you know that needs an ass kickin ?

Just Being Honest

POLK COUNTY FLORIDA SHERIFF GRADY JUDD


An illegal alien in Polk County Florida who got pulled over in a routine
Traffic stop ended up 'executing' the deputy who stopped him.
The deputy was shot eight times, including once behind his right ear at
Close range. Another deputy was wounded and a police dog killed.
A state wide manhunt ensued.


The murderer was found hiding in a wooded area with his gun..
After he shot at them, SWAT team officers open fired and hit the guy 68 times.


Now here's the kicker.


Naturally, the liberal media went nuts and asked why they shot the
Poor undocumented immigrant (illegal alien) 68 times.


Sheriff Grady Judd told the Orlando Sentinel:
(Talk about an all-time classic answer.)


'Because that's all the ammunition we had.'

Got this in an Email and had to share.

I am sure it will offend, but what the hell, someone will say something aginst it.

Not In Front Of Me

I got these pics in my Email the other day, and first I got a chill. I could not figure out what the heck this guy was doing, I thought the boy had been in a wreck.

The next one pops up and he is holding the boys arm under the car tire. That's enough for me, got to be some crazy Muslim crap. I read the captions, and sure enough the boy stole some bread and this is his punishment

What in the hell is wrong with these people ? How can you do that to your son. At that point right there, I would have to place the front part of my size 13s in the Dads mouth.

Remember people, these are the folks that want to pray in the new Mosque in NYC

Religious freedom is going to take a pounding on this one, and relations with a group that is taught to hate non believers, it is not as easy as looking around the room and saying " Can't we all just get along ? "

Oh Say, Can You See My Flag ?

What do you think ?

Me ?

March their ass across the freakin border.

Empty their pockets, make them gather all their anchor babies, and send them back across the border.

And the other " Americans " that are with them that are showing support, empty their pockets, and march their butts across with them

Did you catch that ? I guess no ones voice is allowed to be heard but theirs, never mind the fact that they may be wrong, they may be defending someone that is breaking the law.

Illegal is just that, illegal.

But back to my flag

So I just want to know, just how much longer do we allow this to happen ?

How much longer do we sit back and allow the Mexicans destroy our Nation from the south, the Muslims destroy us from within, and Obama to to sit at his desk, at the highest office in the land, and watch as they do it ?

Is this really who we are ?

Proud Moment

Why do I think this is a proud moment ?

Some would think it was because the whites were chasing the blacks out of their town.

Those of you that think that can now re-insert your heads into your anus region.

It's proud to me because Americans are making a stand, and running the the people that do not believe in America, the bible, or our Constitution out.

This is freedom of speech, this is America.

Can you hear them ? Chanting USA ?

Can you hear them yelling Go Home ?

Is This Where It Started ?

Is this where it all started ? The hate for America ? The hate for freedom, and independence ?

Is this where the idea that people were just to commune with nature and allow the Government to provide for them ?

I have to scratch my head as I watch and listen to all the peace and love talk, and then watch just how radical some of these people were

I still have a hard time with the fact that those people are allowed to walk the street free to do and say as they please, with no remorse for anything.

Did you get that one part about the so called counter revolution ? Did you hear about how they could be re-educated or eliminated ?

How many reading this are thinking " WTF ? This was back in the 70's, this stuff is in the past "

Ya think ?

You know, there are a lot of people that are not sorry for destroying other peoples lives, and many are either in jail or dead. Ayers is not done with his radical agenda, and the other's that threw down the daisies for neckties are not done either

We are the counter revolution that the radicals were speaking of, and the front line of the attack is the calm, cool, and peaceful people that are at the town hall meetings, and protest marches, and tea party events, and sadly enough, the ones getting hit and punched, and victimized buy the hired thugs of the left.

The radicals have seen our first wave, our front line, Do they know whats waiting for them when they decide to re-educate or exterminate us ?

Are you prepared ?