I wish I could take credit for this, but it was sent to me in an Email.
Pretty interesting view...

For those that don't know about history ... Here is a condensed version:

Humans originally existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunters/gatherers.

They lived on deer in the mountains during the summer and would go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in the winter.

The two most important events in all of history were the invention of beer and the invention of the wheel.The wheel was invented to get man to the beer. These were the foundation of modern civilization and together were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two distinct subgroups:

1 . Liberals
2. Conservatives.

Once beer was discovered, it required grain and that was the beginning of agriculture. Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can were invented yet, so while our early humans were sitting around waiting for them to be invented, they just stayed close to the brewery.That's how villages were formed.

Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to BBQ at night while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of what is known as the Conservative movement..

Other men who were weaker and less skilled at hunting learned to live off the conservatives by showing up for the nightly BBQ's and doing the sewing, fetching, and hair dressing. This was the beginning of the Liberal movement.

Some of these liberal men eventually evolved into women. They became known as girlie-men. Some noteworthy liberal achievements include the domestication of cats, the invention of group therapy, group hugs, and the concept of Democratic voting to decide how to divide the meat and beer that conservatives provided.


Over the years conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest, most powerful land animal on earth, the elephant.
Liberals are symbolized by the jackass for obvious reasons.

Modern liberals like imported beer (with lime added), but most prefer white wine or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish

but like their beef well done. Sushi, tofu, and French food are standard

liberal fare.. Another interesting evolutionary side note: most of their women have higher testosterone levels than their men. Most are social workers, personal injury attorneys, journalists, dreamers, in Hollywood, and group therapists are liberals. Liberals invented the designated hitter rule because it wasn't fair to make the pitcher also bat.

Conservatives drink domestic beer, mostly Bud, Coors, or Miller. They eat red meat and still provide for their women. Conservatives are big game hunters, rodeo cowboys, lumberjacks,construction workers, firemen, medical doctors, police officers, engineers, corporate executives, athletes, members of the military, airline pilots and generally anyone who works productively.

Conservatives who own companies hire other conservatives who want to work for a living.

Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to govern the producers

and decide what to do with the production. Liberals believe Europeans

are more enlightened than Americans. That is why most of the liberals

remained in Europe when conservatives were coming to America .. They crept in after the Wild West was tamed and created a

business of trying to get more for nothing.

Here ends today's lesson in world history:

It should be noted that a Liberal may have a momentary urge to

angrily respond to the above.

A Conservative will simply laugh and be so convinced of the absolute

truth of this history.

I really don't think I could have told it better myself.

MERRY CHRISTMAS

Operation Shield

Just across the Harry Nice Bridge from where I live, in Laplata Maryland, a soldier came home to rest.

The Westboro Church had decided that they were coming to take away the honor from this man that he deserved.

What had started out as friends and family on facebook pages, and grew into the event that you see into this clip above.

Not politicians, not union organisers, just regular people that took a stand and said no.

Terrorist Implant

I received this and had to share.....


MICRO CHIP IMPLANT ALLOWS TERRORISTS TO SPEAK TO GOD

THE PATRIOTIC MICRO CHIP is intended to be implanted in terrorists.

The implant is specifically designed to be injected in the forehead.

When properly installed, it will allow the one implanted, to speak to God.


It comes in various sizes:

The exact size of the implant will be selected by a well-trained and highly skilled technician, who will also make the injection. No anesthetic is required.


The implant may or may not be painless. Side effects, like headaches and nausea, aches, and pains are extremely temporary.

Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the injection site. In most cases, you won't even notice it.

I don't know who comes up with these, but you got to love it

For The Rednecks

You know, people like us never really got much attention until the suit and tie folks had to find a reason as why the President was losing all his friends

"Well gosh Delbert, what the heck is she sayin ? What Fire ? "
I mean, come on, how much longer do we sit back and allow the stereotype to go on ?
I got this the other day, and it make you think about who the real Americans are

You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to
be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God..'

You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing
the 10 Commandments posted in public places.

You might be a redneck if: You still say ' Christmas'
instead of 'Winter Festival.'

You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when
someone prays.

You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your
hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem

You might be a redneck if: You treat our armed forces
veterans with great respect, and always have.

You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an
American flag, nor intend to.

You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe
and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and
raised your kids to do the same.

You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to
a friend.

Lets add to this, shall we ?

You might be a redneck if : In spite of the names you were called, or the derogatory way you were treated, you still tell your abuser to stand behind you so that you can defend them.

I just wonder if those with the loudest voice will be the first to stand and fight when the time comes ?
What do you think ?
Yeah, I thought that too, but it's bow season around here, so we have to go knock down some Bambi's and rip out the innards, then pull the hides off, then butcher them up.
Hey, out here in the country we live in the real world.
The rest of you go have fun at the Food Lion or Giant.

Spreadin The Wealth

This is what I call spreadin it !

Only the Bubba's will understand why this is funny

Rules For Kickin Ass

I got this in an Email the other day and had to share.
This is one of the best I have seen in a good long while

Rules for Kickin Ass


Rules for the Non-Military
Make sure you read # 12


Dear Civilians,

We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation has many civilians up in arms and excited to join the military.


For those of you who can't join, you can still lend a hand. Here are a few of the areas where we would like your assistance:
1. The next time you see any adults talking (or wearing a hat) during the playing of the National Anthem - kick their ass.


2.. When you witness, firsthand, someone burning the American Flag in protest - kick their ass.


3. Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise, quietly pull them aside and explain how these veterans fought for the very freedom they bask in every second. Enlighten them on the many sacrifices these veterans made to make this Nation great. Then hold them down while a disabled veteran kicks their ass.

4. If you were never in the military, DO NOT pretend that you were. Wearing battle dress uniforms (BDUs) or Jungle Fatigues, telling others that you used to be 'Special Forces', collecting GI Joe memorabilia, might have been okay when you were seven years old, now, it will only make you look stupid and get your ass kicked.

5. Next time you come across an "Air Force" member, do not ask them, "Do you fly a jet?" Not everyone in the Air Force is a pilot. Such ignorance deserves an ass-kicking (children are exempt).


6. If you witness someone calling the Coast Guard "non-military", inform them of their mistake - and kick their ass.

7. Next time Old Glory (the US flag) prances by during a parade, get on your damn feet and pay homage to her by placing your hand over your heart. Quietly thank the military member or veteran lucky enough to be carrying her - of course, failure to do either of those could earn you a severe ass-kicking.

8. "Your mama wears combat boots" never made sense to me - stop saying it! If she did, she would most likely be a vet and therefore would kick your ass!


9. "Flyboy" (Air Force), "Jarhead" (Marines), "Grunt" (Army), "Squid" (Navy), "Puddle Jumpers" (Coast Guard), etc., are terms of endearment we use describing each other. Unless you are a service member or vet, you have not earned the right to use them. Using them could get your ass kicked.


10. Whether or not you become a member of the military, support our troops and their families. Every Thanksgiving and religious holiday that you enjoy with family and friends, please remember that there are literally thousands of soldiers, sailors, marines and airmen far from home wishing they could be with their families. Thank God for our military and the sacrifices they make every day. Without them, our country would get it's ass kicked.

11 . It's the Veteran, not the reporter, who has given us the freedom of the press.


It's the Veteran, not the poet, who has given us the freedom of speech.


It's the Veteran, not the community organizer, who gives us the freedom to demonstrate.


It's the Military who salutes the flag, who serves beneath the flag, and whose coffin is draped by the flag, who allows the protester to burn the flag.


AND ONE MORE:


12 . If you ever see anyone singing the national anthem in Spanish - KICK THEIR ASS.


You got to love it.
But just think back, can you think of anyone that does not have the heart to stand up for the Flag ?
Can you think of one person that refuses to salute, or even put their hand over their heart and show respect for their Flag and their Country ?


Who do you know that needs an ass kickin ?

Just Being Honest

POLK COUNTY FLORIDA SHERIFF GRADY JUDD


An illegal alien in Polk County Florida who got pulled over in a routine
Traffic stop ended up 'executing' the deputy who stopped him.
The deputy was shot eight times, including once behind his right ear at
Close range. Another deputy was wounded and a police dog killed.
A state wide manhunt ensued.


The murderer was found hiding in a wooded area with his gun..
After he shot at them, SWAT team officers open fired and hit the guy 68 times.


Now here's the kicker.


Naturally, the liberal media went nuts and asked why they shot the
Poor undocumented immigrant (illegal alien) 68 times.


Sheriff Grady Judd told the Orlando Sentinel:
(Talk about an all-time classic answer.)


'Because that's all the ammunition we had.'

Got this in an Email and had to share.

I am sure it will offend, but what the hell, someone will say something aginst it.

Not In Front Of Me

I got these pics in my Email the other day, and first I got a chill. I could not figure out what the heck this guy was doing, I thought the boy had been in a wreck.

The next one pops up and he is holding the boys arm under the car tire. That's enough for me, got to be some crazy Muslim crap. I read the captions, and sure enough the boy stole some bread and this is his punishment

What in the hell is wrong with these people ? How can you do that to your son. At that point right there, I would have to place the front part of my size 13s in the Dads mouth.

Remember people, these are the folks that want to pray in the new Mosque in NYC

Religious freedom is going to take a pounding on this one, and relations with a group that is taught to hate non believers, it is not as easy as looking around the room and saying " Can't we all just get along ? "

Oh Say, Can You See My Flag ?

What do you think ?

Me ?

March their ass across the freakin border.

Empty their pockets, make them gather all their anchor babies, and send them back across the border.

And the other " Americans " that are with them that are showing support, empty their pockets, and march their butts across with them

Did you catch that ? I guess no ones voice is allowed to be heard but theirs, never mind the fact that they may be wrong, they may be defending someone that is breaking the law.

Illegal is just that, illegal.

But back to my flag

So I just want to know, just how much longer do we allow this to happen ?

How much longer do we sit back and allow the Mexicans destroy our Nation from the south, the Muslims destroy us from within, and Obama to to sit at his desk, at the highest office in the land, and watch as they do it ?

Is this really who we are ?

Proud Moment

Why do I think this is a proud moment ?

Some would think it was because the whites were chasing the blacks out of their town.

Those of you that think that can now re-insert your heads into your anus region.

It's proud to me because Americans are making a stand, and running the the people that do not believe in America, the bible, or our Constitution out.

This is freedom of speech, this is America.

Can you hear them ? Chanting USA ?

Can you hear them yelling Go Home ?

Is This Where It Started ?

Is this where it all started ? The hate for America ? The hate for freedom, and independence ?

Is this where the idea that people were just to commune with nature and allow the Government to provide for them ?

I have to scratch my head as I watch and listen to all the peace and love talk, and then watch just how radical some of these people were

I still have a hard time with the fact that those people are allowed to walk the street free to do and say as they please, with no remorse for anything.

Did you get that one part about the so called counter revolution ? Did you hear about how they could be re-educated or eliminated ?

How many reading this are thinking " WTF ? This was back in the 70's, this stuff is in the past "

Ya think ?

You know, there are a lot of people that are not sorry for destroying other peoples lives, and many are either in jail or dead. Ayers is not done with his radical agenda, and the other's that threw down the daisies for neckties are not done either

We are the counter revolution that the radicals were speaking of, and the front line of the attack is the calm, cool, and peaceful people that are at the town hall meetings, and protest marches, and tea party events, and sadly enough, the ones getting hit and punched, and victimized buy the hired thugs of the left.

The radicals have seen our first wave, our front line, Do they know whats waiting for them when they decide to re-educate or exterminate us ?

Are you prepared ?

Prepared For What ?

I have my backups in place.
Food supplies, water, shelter, communication, protection.
I do this because I think it is best to prepare for the worst, but hope for the best.
I had a family member visit with me for a few weeks while he is out of work, and his opinion to all of this " survivalist " talk is a waste of time.
I showed him this clip



He stopped for a minute and scratched his head, and then said that this is just opinion, just wild conspiracies.
But then the smile left his face, and I could see that the wheels were turning in his head. He was starting to open his eyes.
I told him that I did not want to believe where we were headed at first, but things are starting to fall into place.



He looked at me and said " I don't have a life boat, I don't even have a life vest "
I told him he did,
Me

Over Breakfast

As a few of you know, I go out to a small place for breakfast most mornings, and I get caught up on most of what is going on around our county.
I also get a ear full of how everyone feels about our Nations current state of affairs, and exactly whats wrong with our elected leaders today.
Take into account that most of the people that I listen to at the table are over 65, and a few are into their 80's, and still get up at 5:30 in the morning to get a cup of coffee, read some of the morning paper, and then get dressed and drive out to our little restaurant to share some food and opinions.
This morning I heard this.........
Why is Sharpton going to Arizona to free the Mexicans ?
He is not going to free the Mexicans, he is going to make sure they don't get pulled over cause they are brown.
What if they are breaking they law ?
I don't know, I guess they get away with it.
What if they are illegal immigrants ?
Then they are breaking the law.
Yeah, and they get away with it.
But wait a minute, Sharptons a black man, right ?
Yup.
Are the blacks crossing the border illegally ?
Nope.
What are they doing to black folks down there ?
Nothing, just checking people that do not look like they could be here legally
Oh. Does that mean Sharpton thinks that some black folks may be here illegally ?
No, that means Sharpton thinks we should not profile people because they look different.
Look different from who, me ?
No, me.

Keep in mind, an older white guy and black guy were having this conversation.
When you get away from the PC crowd in the cities, you can actually see the stupidity.
Preparedness and self reliance will be key in the coming months, and all the money in the world will not be able to help these idiots when it all comes crashing down on them.

Don't let these manipulating prophets take you down a path to self destruction, remember, family, friends, and community first.

To Be Prepared ?

Self proclaimed Christian militia group.

I just don't get it.

I have heard some reports that they were after Muslims, and some that say they were after police officers.

I think the key words are " self proclaimed "

What about this Hutaree ?

I found this video showing some training procedures, some kind of capture the flag war game

I looked for a website here and found that they are not a religious cult, but mind full of family and friends, and closely follow God and his prophesies

We have similar groups around here, but without the military style training. I do not oppose what they are trying to do because these are troubling times, and I can appreciate the fact that they are willing to defend themselves, their family, friends, and stand with God.

Those of us that prepare for bad times think food, water shelter, and then defense. We should also include allies within our communities, and circle of friends that if the worse ever happens, we will not have to stand alone.

I will take the next few days to investigate the Hutaree, and return with some facts

Cost Of Illegals

This is a joke, and we should all be outraged.

The money spent on these people to house in jail, not to mention the welfare dollars that are spent is outrageous.

When in a group of people the other day complaining about this problem, I was asked " well where is your family from ? "

My family has been here since the Civil War, and has built and paid for this nation to get this far.

I worked and paid taxes all my life just to see someone that could care less about it hold out their hand and take something they have not worked for.

When will this Country wake up and defend it ?

Food Supply

I love having a garden in the Spring and Summer months.
I guess it's in my blood because I am only the second generation to not get into farming full time.
For years, it was just a hobby, and a way to teach my sons how to grow food, but now it has become more serious to me.
I read and hear about food shortages, and watch as the price of food continues to rise, and I have to believe that it is leading to something far worse.
I stockpile grains, like soybeans and corn. I do have root vegetables put aside in our cellar, and because I hunt and fish, we have meat.
I have been reading about seed banks, and companies that offer non-hybrid seeds that are packaged in a way that would allow storage for years.
One company that I have been looking into is Survival Seed Bank.
http://www.survivalseedbank.com/
They offer non-hybrid seeds that are from the original strains, and they also ship them in a sealed container that can be hidden or buried if drastic measures ever occur.
I have ordered my seeds, and hope to report back here when they arrive.
Having seeds, and a way to grow food for you and your family may be one of the most important things you can do to prepare for the worst
here is a short clip I found about starting your own garden plot.
Hope it helps

Another Attack Coming ?

I don't know of anyone in their right mind that takes the time to watch any news coverage, and hear this, and not be concerned.

Friends, we must take some measures now to ensure our own personal health and safety because the threat against us has gotten completely out of hand.

I do not suggest barbed wire across your lawn, but some extra canned food, maybe keep some medical supplies on hand.

The only help that may be available if disaster strikes, is what you have put aside for such an event

Networks of people are getting together on their own, friends, family, people in a community that know where to meet in bad times, and know where to be safe

An attack on us is always a threat, but when our own CIA reports it on live TV gives it more strength.

Windows

My apologies for the long break between posts.
There has been much activity here in recent weeks, and much has been due to health concerns.
I have mentioned before in a previous post about low cost housing for some family members, and would like to take a minute to address a problem with them that we have been working on.
Leaky doors and windows.
Manufactured homes are made with less than the best materials, and with time deteriorate at a rate much faster than traditional stick built homes.
Since we are making due with what we have, we are working to make the doors and windows as efficient as possible.
Adhesive strips along the door frame and a rubber runner at the entry door's edge has helped keep the cold out.
The single pane windows did little to insulate from the outside, so new caulk around the edges and sealing tape on the frame eliminated the drafts.
We found a plastic from 3M that goes over the inside of the window with tape. it is a cut to fit application, and when done, you make it tight and seamless with a hair dryer.
It creates another border from the cold, and a pocket between the glass to eliminate the direct feel of the cold temps.
Of course, we have the window shades and curtains to cover this, and to help insulate even more, but when every dime has to be stretched, and every log has to counted, this really helps

We had just a little snow around here a couple weeks ago, and for a few days the only way out to the paved road was either to walk, ride the 4 wheelers, or take one of the John Deere tractors.

I thought the scene looked pretty, and we did not need anything so we just stayed in and relaxed for a while.

I am coming off my holiday break/hunting time and have a lot to update, so as we enter the new year lets all pray that the Government will be as prepared to meet a disaster as we will be